#Duskwall can have crude early telephones if I want
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thevalicemultiverse · 8 months ago
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You know what? Fuck this, free pockets can be sewn into your skirt if you call this number! We're not talking about shitty tiny ones, these can hold your wallet, hands, even a fucking knife! (Your business is your business!) No more having to keep your hands full! Your boyfriends wear a skirt? That's cool too! (Free cake and shit talking included.)
Alice: [scribbling down the number] I was already planning on calling for free pockets, but you're throwing in cake and shit-talking? I may find a way to teleport to wherever your headquarters reside.
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